The Conspiracy Of Everything

The moon landing was a hoax and we never went to the moon. The Earth is not an oblate spheroid, but rather a flat disc surrounded by ice walls. All the power you think your devices have comes from hell eternally burning under everything we know and see, or something like that. There’s a secret race of lizard people who pretend to be human and have been running the world since before civilization began.

The Conspiracy Of Everything:

I hereby assert the following:

I hereby assert the following:

• The moon landing was a hoax.
• The Earth is not an oblate spheroid, but a sphere.
• There are lizard people in the world and they control all of us with lizard-based mind control techniques.
• The Earth is hollow and has been since its creation.
• The stars are just lanterns hung up on strings to give us light at night when we don’t have electricity yet (and also because it’s fun).

1. The moon landing was a hoax and we never went to the moon.

• The moon landing was a hoax and we never went to the moon.
• The world is flat and we’re living on the edge of an infinite plane (or something like that).
• The Great Wall Of China is actually just a movie set created by Walt Disney Productions, who were hired by the Chinese government to create an homage to the ancient times before they collapsed under their own weight

2. The Earth is not an oblate spheroid, but rather a flat disc surrounded by ice walls.

The Earth is not an oblate spheroid, but rather a flat disc surrounded by ice walls.

The idea of the Earth being a disc rather than a sphere dates back to Greek philosopher Anaximander’s description of the Earth as being a plate (or disk) floating in space around 6th century B.C.. In fact, there are several ancient cultures that believed our planet was flat or at least had some sort of edge or boundary. Today, many see this type of thinking as laughable—how could anyone think we’re living on an edge? Yet when you look at the facts surrounding our planet’s shape, it makes sense why this notion would have taken root and endured for so long among certain groups throughout history: It turns out there isn’t any evidence for our planet being round!

It’s true that we live in an age where knowledge about outer space has expanded considerably beyond what was known centuries ago. But even today with all these new discoveries and advancements in technology like telescopes and satellites orbiting above us measuring every inch of land on Earth every day with precision accuracy never before achieved by mankind before now; still there has been no conclusive proof found yet proving whether or not any other planets besides ours exist outside our solar system either! Time travel experiments conducted earlier this year show no evidence whatsoever supporting such claims either (we’ll get back later). This makes sense if you consider how much money companies could make off selling tickets aboard commercial flights between worlds once they finally figure out how exactly how they operate within their own dimensions without having everything fall apart unexpectedly due to gravitational forces etcetera which would quickly break down into chaos once everyone starts trying flying around everywhere randomly just because they saw someone else do it first.”

3. All the power you think your devices have comes from hell eternally burning under everything we know and see, or something like that.

The third conspiracy is that all the power you think your devices have comes from hell eternally burning under everything we know and see, or something like that. This one is pretty self-explanatory, but there are some interesting aspects to consider. For example, if the Earth were flat, then it would make sense for there to be a hell underneath it—but what if the Earth was hollow? And what if this hollow Earth had an outer crust that had been ripped away by God at some point in history? Well then there would be two layers of hell: one inside the planet and one outside!

This brings us back around to our first belief (that reality itself is a lie). The fourth theory states that while everything feels real because of how much time we’ve spent interacting with objects on Earth’s surface over thousands of years (and also because we’ve never really left our homes), none of it could possibly be true because someone pulled off an elaborate hoax back around 2000 years ago which involved convincing people they lived on top of some kind of firey underworld filled with monsters made out of smoke who wanted nothing more than revenge against humans for killing their leader—this same person also tricked everyone into thinking they were being watched by aliens every time they went outside even though he created those aliens himself so he could keep tabs on us all as well as make sure no one broke free from their prisons here on earth where things aren’t supposed to happen according

4. There’s a secret race of lizard people who pretend to be human and have been running the world since before civilization began.

5. The Earth is hollow and there are lizard people living inside it! Oh no!

The theory goes that the earth is hollow and there are lizard people living inside it. These lizard people, who supposedly live in the inner realms of our planet, can be seen as either being friendly or evil depending on your perspective. Some believe that these beings are benevolent beings who have helped mankind over countless millennia (and have done so by interacting with some of our greatest spiritual leaders) while others believe they’re out to destroy human civilization and rule over us like their slaves. If you subscribe to this theory, then it’s not hard to imagine why there are so many myths about reptilian creatures existing on Earth—but what about the other theories listed above? Could they all be true?

Luckily for us, we don’t need another conspiracy theory to explain everything! All five theories actually fit well together if you just look at them from a different angle…

6. Every star in the sky is merely the reflection of a lantern held by someone standing on the inner surface of our flat earth disc!

Stars are not real.

This is the most shocking fact of all. You see, the stars are merely reflections of lanterns held by someone standing on the inner surface of our flat earth disc! It sounds crazy, but once you understand this simple explanation everything falls into place.

The Sun and Moon are also not real: they’re just reflections of other lanterns that people on earth hold up as well! But why would so many people be holding up mirrors? Well…because it’s cold down here in Antarctica and everyone wants to feel warm and cozy at night by lighting fires in their homes (which happen to be torches).

If all these things are true, why do so few people believe them?

If all these things are true, why don’t more people believe them?

There’s a reason that conspiracy theories get dismissed by the mainstream. The most obvious one is lack of evidence. If you can’t show me the proof, I’m not going to believe it. Even if there are clues and hints everywhere, they don’t necessarily add up to anything more than coincidence or randomness—and even if they do add up to something more, there’s no guarantee anyone else will take all those random little facts seriously enough to realize that something bigger is going on here.

The second issue is credibility: Who am I supposed to trust when we’re talking about secret societies running our world? Who could possibly know about such things? Who would be in charge of hiding these secrets from us? Why would they want us not knowing what’s going on? How do we know this person isn’t just making things up for fun (or worse)?

The reason conspiracy theories are so popular is that they appeal to people who want to feel like they have an innate knowledge that can’t be gained through study or experience. The problem is that these beliefs lead to a worldview where everything is a lie and nothing can be trusted. This kind of thinking actually makes it harder for someone like me, who wants only the truth, because he will not listen if there is any chance I might be wrong about something. There’s one thing we all need in life: the ability to admit when we’re wrong about something!